Our favorite Italian plumber just found another World Warp to squeeze his flabby belly into. Aside from those big green pipes, Mario will be squeezing into USB ports too now that he comes as a cool new thumb drive.
If you're tired of Mario, the thumb drives also come in Goomba, Toad's head, and what seems to be a jaundiced trooper. The seller, sgedra, is responsible for handcrafting these little guys - so the product isn't signed by Nintendo, although she put in some effort to add a Nintendo copyright label. The listing's up at Etsy, and is available for US 55. The thumb drives also come with the Brick Block and Question Block extensions at no extra charge.
Or you could get one of these Mario hat cushions: